December 2009
35 posts
if i were a bomb diffuser by trade, i would hate robots passionately.
“These are the prettiest witnesses we have had in a long time. I imagine you are...”
– — Strom Thurmond, to a group of feminists testifying before the Senate
Yes it’s “Old People Make Me Sad Wednesday” again!
“did they tell Picasso “no brush”?”
– - my brother,while making pasta sauce, quoting the gay barber in The Rock, after my mother told him we were out of oregano.
…I never realize how much I miss my brother until I am home
Watch“Spanking a baby is one of the most complicated spankings you’ll ever do in your life because of their sheer tininess. If I was to spank him with my full hand what I would do is I would end up covering most of his body and that’s patting him on the back, which is the last thing you wanna do when someone steals a car”
-gavin mcinnes is an odd duck, but I still wish he was...
“I think he’s on the spectrum… He wont look me in the eye”
– my mom referring to my dog (and also sometimes my dad)
“I just saw Invictus, the movie starring Morgan Freeman and Matt Damon about...”
– http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/invictus/
This is so self-indulgent but whatever, I saw it...
Last three texts on your phone are from? Jen, Jen, Jess Have you kissed anyone in the past 72 hours? On the cheek count? How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? Many times. Do you watch college sports? Rarely. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months? Yes. What are you listening to? My dog is whining. What is the most fun you’ve had in the past week? Snowboarding...
Recent Terrorist Attack
call me crazy, but what good will restricting bathroom breaks and not allowing people to use blankets in the final hour of a flight do to make us safe? Wouldn’t trying to recreate a fairly half-assed terrorist attack plan two days after it failed be the absolute last thing a terrorist would want to do? Pissed pants and cold laps are the new threat to our collective well-being.
Nikon D3000
wrong lolo. way wrong… all you need to have sex with yourself and to take a picture of a camera is a hand, a mirror, and the audacity of hope. Ill let you macgyver your way through that scenario.
loscheiner:
I’ve always thought it was funny that there’s only one person in the entire known universe that you literally can’t have sex with, that being yourself. It’s sort of the same with...
hipstertracks:
Amy Millan - I Will Follow You...
Chile weightlifter has unexpected baby during... →
this sounds like the perfect way to make your weight class… (via BBC)
Scientific formula for perfect parking →
Ahh, all this time I had been calculating with my wheelbase in meters and the width of the car in front of me in inches… That explains why I Tiger Woods’d that hydrant.
hey eddie vedder, way to rhyme place with place. oh and nice hemp sweater, mush-mouth.
Student killed by exploding chewing gum →
…you are were what you eat…
What is the difference between an SUV and a golf...
Tiger woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
McGurk Effect demonstration. Super cool. →